Camping season is about to reach it's peak and that can only mean two things. There will be an increase in smore related forest fires and bear on human attacks will naturally be on the rise. Luckily for you I've come up with some helpful ways to deal with a bear attack, even if your only defense is to lie on the ground lifeless, while a hungry bear tears you limb from limb. 

A few days ago, I was listening to an ad on the radio for a group called Events and Adventures. They describe themselves as a singles group, NOT a dating service. They were very adamant about that, I guess all the creepers give dating groups a bad name. These folks put together events to get singles a mixin' and a matin'. Having been single before, I had an experience with this company, and it was not all fun and lollipops. These jerks turned me down! But, not for the reasons you'd think.

According to this goofy calendar we have in the kitchen, Sunday, February 27th was National Polar Bear Day. I thought that a day of this caliber needed a little reflection. Some time to really think about what polar bears have done in our lives, for all human kind. So, I present to you now... Great Moments in Polar Bear History...

Stardate 8008.5 ... I wish I had some space salmon...

This week I calm a roommate's video game fears, give a reader pet advice, talk technical about computer viruses, help someone rediscover their memory, and I even discuss Fred's former hairstyle choices.

All that plus, 5 sexy tips for toning your abs for the beach this summer.