Due to a leaky wall (yes wall) in my house I no longer have a working Xbox, because water and electronics don't play nice with each other. It's my own fault really. I couldn't resist putting my Xbox next to a wall, I mean it was just so tempting. I wanted to live on the edge. But that's the price we pay for living a reckless life, you wind up dead or in jail...or in my case stuck with a wet video game console. Since I was always taught to make the best of a bad situation, I've come up with some inventive ways I can use my broken Xbox. 

I realized three things over this long holiday weekend; a road trip with your wife is not the same as a road trip with your male friends, lemonade only makes you more thirsty on a hot day, and I found out that I'm not a real man. Now I don't mean in the - hey I was born with a vagina but I just discovered it now- sort of way. I mean, compared to John Wayne and the men before him, I'm a weak, fragile, little girl. 

I'm a married man, and as a married man, I tend not to date much. In fact I've been out of the dating game for so long the very idea of it frightens me. It's not because I think women have cooties or anything, I don't (they totally do). But I see what my single friends (Ray) go through after each and every horrific date. This got me thinking, haven't we advanced enough as a race to see dating go the way of the beeper, the typewriter, and the foot propelled car?

This week I calm a roommate's video game fears, give a reader pet advice, talk technical about computer viruses, help someone rediscover their memory, and I even discuss Fred's former hairstyle choices.

All that plus, 5 sexy tips for toning your abs for the beach this summer.

Every week I'm going to talk about something I hate, something that's overrated, or something that just flat out sucks. This week we discuss online video gaming. It’s the virtual worlds where anonymity allows you to say the most vial things about another man’s mother. Most video games bring their players a feeling of accomplishment and a sense of excitement, but once these games go online, they become tainted. The game goes into the darkest depths of humanity and sometimes it drags the player along with it.

PIctured above are four tools

But forcing you to lose all hope in humanity aren’t the only reason online video games suck…

Tone’s off doing guest blogs, discovering new species in the rain forest, and curing diseases in third world countries. So I’m filling in until he gets back. This week I help a reader steal, prepare you for the zombie apocalypse, figure out the legality of a backyard cemetery, talk about my cat, and I even help a man with his life or death lunch decision.

Gir does does not understand mail tampering laws.

You've got questions, I've got answers. (crap I think that's already taken..)

Welcome once again to everyone favorites blog, DYHP's Pantsless Babe of the Week. I hope all of you enjoyed last week's selection and I'm sure most of you who noticed are thrilled that the server problem didn't affect this week's Pantsless Babe blog. Before we get started, though, let me go through the usual business. If you are an attractive young lady (and always have been) you can become DYHP's Pantsless Babe fo the Week one of two ways. First, you could have pictures taken or take pictures of yourself (tasteful) and send them to babe@dontyouhatepants.net, or you could contact us with the same e-mail address and request to have your photo's taken by a female photographer. Now that that is out of the way on to what you're actually here for.

This week's Pantsless Babe utilized the e-mail process that I outlined above. She sent us this picture from her own website in the hopes of promoting herself and of course becoming the Pantsless Babe. This girl is a big fan of the site and I'm sure all of you will be a big fan of her, this week's DYHP Pantsless Babe of the Week...

In this modern age of,  "If at first you don't succeed, make it easier for me" classic video games have now created a new mode that allows those who originally failed to feel better about themselves.

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 So Tone should be back to his regular blogging schedule next Monday. Until then I'm back again answering his mail. Which I'm pretty sure is felony. Though, technically, the cat is opening the mail so I don't know how that would work out in court? Any way back to the questions...

Kratos, the king of the bad asses, gets an indie film makeover...

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