Camping season is about to reach it's peak and that can only mean two things. There will be an increase in smore related forest fires and bear on human attacks will naturally be on the rise. Luckily for you I've come up with some helpful ways to deal with a bear attack, even if your only defense is to lie on the ground lifeless, while a hungry bear tears you limb from limb. 

I'd like to start off by saying that I am a huge Phillies fan. Honestly, if you looked at my bedroom closet you would see that I could probably clothe myself for at least two weeks with Phillies shirts and jerseys alone (and another two weeks with Marvel related t-shirts). I've been to at least fifty or sixty games since Citizens Bank Park has opened and I planned my vacation week to be now, not because it happens to fall on my anniversary (which I told my fiancé) but because I would be able to see every NLCS game without interruption (sadly I fell victim to a bidding war between Cable Vision and NewsCorp., but I'll write about that another day). It may seem like I'm rambling at this point, but I thought it was necessary you know all this before I say what I'm about to say... I want Brian Wilson as my closer instead of Brad Lidge.

                                It's alright Brad, maybe the Astro's will take you back.