Camping season is about to reach it's peak and that can only mean two things. There will be an increase in smore related forest fires and bear on human attacks will naturally be on the rise. Luckily for you I've come up with some helpful ways to deal with a bear attack, even if your only defense is to lie on the ground lifeless, while a hungry bear tears you limb from limb. 

Sorry about the delay of the final chapter but apparently the GSD (Girl Scouts for Destruction) has learned about the secrets I'm revealing so I had to lay low for a few weeks. Thankfully Ray was able to pick up the slack and Justin was able to answer their questions long enough for me to make an escape. If you're confused as to why I'm on the run read the first two chapters (here and here).

I had done it. I had defeated their best fighters and won my invitation to their most secret camping trip. Once again I had to don my fool proof disguise and I was told to meet them at the warehouse where a car would pick me up and take me to the camp site. I had had a week to prepare myself for what I would find there, and I thought I was ready. I was wrong, so prepare yourselves for...

But with more corpses

So you just adopted a new cat from the SPCA and you can't ditch this terrible feeling that it wants you dead. I made a helpfull chart with all the warning signs, so you can tell if your new adopted family member loves the taste of human flesh.

The #1 sign is a love of Huey Lewis & The News

This week I help out a would be dieter, solve a new couples dispute, help a syrup lover make a tough decision, tell a girl why she's feeling different, and solve the American Idol judge problem.

All this plus, sexy Fall fashions tips.

Tone’s off doing guest blogs, discovering new species in the rain forest, and curing diseases in third world countries. So I’m filling in until he gets back. This week I help a reader steal, prepare you for the zombie apocalypse, figure out the legality of a backyard cemetery, talk about my cat, and I even help a man with his life or death lunch decision.

Gir does does not understand mail tampering laws.

You've got questions, I've got answers. (crap I think that's already taken..)

In the1890's the Chicago World's Fair was set to be a thing of awe, where women could show off their fanciest dresses and men their best suits. A place where America could show off it's advancements in science and technology. It also gave Chicago a chance to put itself in a positive light after years of negative press due to a culture of violence and corruption. But at the footsteps of the World's Fair was a hotel named The Castle owned by a local Pharmacist named H. H. Holmes who would go on to turn this hotel into the "Murder Castle" and become Americas first serial killer.   

The Original Black Widow: Belle Gunness

The following Bizarre Special Edition focuses on turn-of-century serial killer Belle Gunness. How can one woman be so evil? You'll have to read to find out!