So, we've been on something of an impromtu hiatus here at DYHP. As life can sometimes get in the way when writing unfunny material isn't your full time gig. Sadly, we fell victim to the curse of having to be grown ups, and go to work, deal with "life", and pay bills. And when we can't pay bills, running away to Mexico to marry a woman named Guadalupe as a cover, and rocking a sweet stache to go incognito.

Who is this mystery man?

With the new year approaching, we hope to bring you more of the funny and comedy genius our dozen or so loyal readers have come to expect (Hi MOM!) and take less spontaneous trips to Mexico (Yo siempre te amaré, mi Guadalupe!) With that said, we have big news! We are happy to announce the NEWEST episode of the Drifters is now complete! It's a story of horror, suspense and intrigue all wrapped up and placed under your internet tree! So, click here, to view the newest episode of the Drifters, entitled "A Cult of Radio Personality".

So we finally have our store up and running. Why not spend all of your hard earned birthday or graduation money on a Skank Detectives tee? Maybe you could steal from grandma' and buy a snazzy new DYHP? T-shirt? Why you'd be the coolest kid on the block...