We all have grand dreams as children. Some of us wanted to be doctors, firefighters, or even werewolves (hey I'm not judging your dumb dream to be "doctors"). But my biggest dream growing up was to own a gorilla, though not as a pet, but as a best friend. This wouldn't be any old gorilla either. My new best gorilla friend would know sign language, and he could assist me in solving crimes in our detective agency, which we'll start together. Lucky for me I think I can finally make that dream a reality.

DYHP.NET Has obtained exclusive photos of the REAL Donald Duck and his escapades against women.

These photos have come to the forefront after allegations of sexual assualt by a Delaware County, Pennsylvania women who claims she suffers from Post traumatic stress disorder because of a groping incident in 2008.

FULL STORY AND EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS INSIDE!

This week’s salute is for the time you look forward to the most year in and year out.  No, I’m not talking about Super Bowl Sunday or that awful yearly telethon that Jerry Lewis continues to pollute the airwaves with.  I’m talking about VACATION! Memorial Day weekend is fast approaching and with 90% of America going on vacation this weekend, what better way to kick it off then by naming my top 5 places I want to go on vacation to before I die.