Camping season is about to reach it's peak and that can only mean two things. There will be an increase in smore related forest fires and bear on human attacks will naturally be on the rise. Luckily for you I've come up with some helpful ways to deal with a bear attack, even if your only defense is to lie on the ground lifeless, while a hungry bear tears you limb from limb. 

My birthday is coming up in a few months and I'm going to be the supposedly cursed age of 27. For those of you who are unfamiliar with the curse, famous people like Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hedrix and Tupac, all died at the age of 27. All three of these men become even more successful after their deaths. I've made the assumption that if I fake my own death at 27 I'll become just as rich and famous as them, but I'll actually be alive to enjoy the money.

We've all searched on Craigslist for something and no matter how innocent your original search topic is, everything on Craigslist always returns to something sexual and creepy, whether that be a used air conditioner or a new job. Since I'm a little desperate for money, these odd job listings become more and more appealing. That's when the trouble started.

Today the World Health Organization put out a warning placing cell phone use as a precursor to brain cancer.

What they don't mention is that there has only been 1 study on this of longer than 10 years and none on children.

Here's the fully story from CNN:

Recently it's come to my attention that we're on the brink of an apocalypse. According to Ray Judgement Day (Terminator or Biblical) could be as soon as Saturday. This leaves us all with such little time to do some last minute activities. So to help save time I've created a list of ten things you need to do before the World ends. 

Have you ever wondered what happens when we die?

Undoubtedly, we have all thought of it at one time or another. Some people claim there is an afterlife where we live amongst the dead for all eternity. Others seem to think we will be reincarnated on earth. Of course, then we have that "ghost" theory, too.

I started to think of what all three of these scenarios would look like for me when I kick the bucket. Let's say, for instance, I fell off the edge of a cliff Wile E. Coyote style and died on impact. What's next for me? Well...

Every generation a ground breaking musician comes along and transforms society’s idea of music. One of those musicians was Kurt Cobain, who in the early 90's, changed the landscape of rock music forever. Now we may be lucky enough to witness musician change music again in our generation. That artist's name is Rebecca Black and she won't rest until music sounds like something completely new and different.

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We may not even recognize the sound of it when she's done.

So you just adopted a new cat from the SPCA and you can't ditch this terrible feeling that it wants you dead. I made a helpfull chart with all the warning signs, so you can tell if your new adopted family member loves the taste of human flesh.

The #1 sign is a love of Huey Lewis & The News

I'm mortal (for now) and that means that one day I will meet my tragic and untimely end. We all will. Everyday we face grave threats to our very existence just by stepping out our front door, some threats more dangerous then the next. With certain death lurking around every corner you start to wonder why we even bother to leave our house in the morning.

Every week I'm going to talk about something I hate, something that's overrated, or something that just flat out sucks. This week we discuss TV dinners. They're the bland microwavable let downs in a box. Every TV dinner is a single serving. That means when you're eating a TV dinner, you're usually alone and sad. Everyone who ever committed suicide probably ate a TV dinner alone before deciding to end it all with a gun.

But a rise in suicides due to 'Lean Cuisines' aren't the only reason TV dinners suck.