A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
So, we've been on something of an impromtu hiatus here at DYHP. As life can sometimes get in the way when writing unfunny material isn't your full time gig. Sadly, we fell victim to the curse of having to be grown ups, and go to work, deal with "life", and pay bills. And when we can't pay bills, running away to Mexico to marry a woman named Guadalupe as a cover, and rocking a sweet stache to go incognito.
Who is this mystery man?
With the new year approaching, we hope to bring you more of the funny and comedy genius our dozen or so loyal readers have come to expect (Hi MOM!) and take less spontaneous trips to Mexico (Yo siempre te amaré, mi Guadalupe!) With that said, we have big news! We are happy to announce the NEWEST episode of the Drifters is now complete! It's a story of horror, suspense and intrigue all wrapped up and placed under your internet tree! So, click here, to view the newest episode of the Drifters, entitled "A Cult of Radio Personality".
Top 5: Cartoon Bands
As Justin pointed out earlier this week, we're all a bunch of unmanly babies. I am no except to that rule. I, too, am afraid of the dark and freeze like a deer in headlights when I see a bug. I also really like cartoons, like alot. I was first in line to see Toy Story 3 and watch old school cartoons like Bugs Bunny, and I giggle like a school girl. I also really dig music. I pondered; "How can I combine my two loves in an awesome way? Draw a cartoon where people play subpar guitar?" Maybe... or I could make a list of the best cartoon bands! Seeing as how no one wants to see stick figures butcher Eric Clapton songs, I present to you my Top 5: Cartoon Bands.
5. Mystik Spiral (Daria)
The quintessential grunge band. They constantly vowed to change their name, yet never commited. With songs like Behind My Eyelids Icebox Woman, and Every Dog Has Its Day.. it's hard to see why these guys never left the confines of Lawndale. I guess it was just the man keepin' them down







