Every May 5th we here at Don't You Hate Pants celebrate the "Day of The Taco". Last year we honored this holy day with a song. And today I shall give you my favorite achievements in taco history. Enjoy fellow taco lovers.

Some thing's are better left unsaid, except for things like "Hey look out for that bus" or "Ok, but I used to be a man".

The recent oil spill in the Gulf Coast wasn't as bad as everyone thinks. It put alot of dolphins in their place, they were planning an uprising against humans, and now with the oil spill their resources are limited. I think we really dodged a bullet on that one. Have you ever seen what they can do to a shark?

Everyone's so concerned with whether or not Lady Gaga has a penis. Look at her, of course she does... Come on people. What I'm wondering is... Is that her real hair? It changes everyday. At least her buldge stays the same.

Running is the only Olympic sport that can also be a means for fleeing a crazed serial killer.

If you're ever stranded on a island, whatever you do, under no circumstances should you ever listen to the following: Gilligan, nude Brooke Shields, a soccer ball, or the Smoke Monster. Follow that rule and you may live... well that one and the rule: People don't taste like chicken. So, don't think eating your crew is gonna be easy.

HAPPY "DAY OF T HE TACO" EVERYONE!

Happy Day Of The Taco!

 Come celebrate, one and all, THE DAY OF THE TACO!

Remember our fallen Tacoian comrades, and all those young Tacos who fought, shell and beef, for Freedom, by listening to our new song Day of the Taco!

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Tomorrow is Cinco De Mayo, which for those of you not as fluent in Spanish as I am, roughly translates to "Day of the Taco". It was started to honor all those lost in the 'Taco/Indian War' of 1836. The soldiers would wear sombreros made of steel, and ponchos made of Kevlar, thus inventing the first full metal jacket. They'd use tequila for power and only take a siesta if they weren't taking on too heavy of an attack. So, please eat a taco tomorrow, but remember all those who gave their lives for ground beef and a warm crispy outer shell.

Viva la Taco!