I was babysitting my niece recently, she likes horses so I took her to the race track... it was awesome. We won a grand after she picked "Dirty Sanchez" to win in the 10th even though he wasn't the odds on favorite to win. I doubted her at first but that kid can pick a winner better then Jimmy the Greek. After the the track I bought my niece some ice cream as a "thank you" for the…

Being a politician can be a noble undertaking. It can have long lasting effects on the community and the people who reside in it. When you are elected by a majority, you are expected to enact the ideals of said majority hastily and with honor. Of course, this is not always the case. See John Edwards... Elliot Spitzer... Arnold Schwarzenegger... Bill Clinton... Thomas Jefferson... that guy from Carolina who banged that Brazillian chick and stuff...…

As Justin pointed out earlier this week, we're all a bunch of unmanly babies. I am no except to that rule. I, too, am afraid of the dark and freeze like a deer in headlights when I see a bug. I also really like cartoons, like alot. I was first in line to see Toy Story 3 and watch old school cartoons like Bugs Bunny, and I giggle like a school girl. I also really…

Welcome once again to everyone's favorite blog, DYHP's Pantsless Babe of the Week. I think that Ray did a great job filling in last week while I was gone and he certainly put me in the mood for the Stanley Cup Finals. This week we feature a girl, who like all the others, has her own site (seriously NSFW) and seems to enjoy rolling around on sofas ( at least that's what I get from…

I realized three things over this long holiday weekend; a road trip with your wife is not the same as a road trip with your male friends, lemonade only makes you more thirsty on a hot day, and I found out that I'm not a real man. Now I don't mean in the - hey I was born with a vagina but I just discovered it now- sort of way. I mean, compared to John…