We've all searched on Craigslist for something and no matter how innocent your original search topic is, everything on Craigslist always returns to something sexual and creepy, whether that be a used air conditioner or a new job. Since I'm a little desperate for money, these odd job listings become more and more appealing. That's when the trouble started.

I was in a public bathroom and somebody wrote on the wall, "A good dump is better than sex". So someone writes back, "obviously you've never had sex". Then the first guy writes back "Obviously you've never had a good dump!" hmmm... I think someone is a POOP PSYCHIC! "I see you had corn last night"

STADLER FAMILY STORIES Welcome to my first edition of STADLER FAMILY STORIES. I will recap my favorite events from the early years of my life surrounded by the wackiest family in the world. I hope you enjoy our first tale...  Love, Money, Sex, Sex for Money, and Flying. It's all here.

I'm going to be arrested for grand theft auto. I know it will happen, multiple times. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, maybe a year from now, but it will happen. Here's why. It's not because video games caused me to go crazy, or because I wanna make out with Angelina Jolie and save Giovanni Ribisi. Well actually, who am I kidding, who doesn't wanna make out with Giovanna Ribisi? Am I right?... wait that…

Ahoy hoy, dear readers! This Ray again, chiming in with the Pantsless Babe of the Week. Fred's computer is on sick leave, and he's unable to look up half naked girls on the internets for you all, so I took the bullet! Today, we celebrate a beginning... for a whole damn country! That's right, as you surely knew, today is Iceland's Independence Day! Celebrating the day they bravely fought off the alien attack, lead by…