Recently it's come to my attention that we're on the brink of an apocalypse. According to Ray Judgement Day (Terminator or Biblical) could be as soon as Saturday. This leaves us all with such little time to do some last minute activities. So to help save time I've created a list of ten things you need to do before the World ends.
Ray's first girlfriend was hated by all his friends. The hatred got so bad we made songs about her that can be found here. In our defense she was a huge b**ch so I hope you enjoy her misery in song form. I won't say her name here for her privacy but let's just say it ryhmes with biz and starts with an L.
Fred tastes the different pancake syrups at IHOP with a spoon while waiting for his breakfast. He does the same thing with his finger and BBQ sauce at Famous Daves.
Tone accidently put 'Icy Hot' on his testicles one time. Let's just say he wasn't thrilled with the results.
- Justin (me)
I like Paramore. I can't explain it. They're poppy, upbeat, and a chick band but I get pumped when their music comes on the radio. There I feel much more liberated having that out in the open.
Toby enjoys the taste of unicorn meat, so much so, that he single- handedly hunted them to extinction. So you can thank Toby for the lack of magical horned beasts in our everyday lives.