Sorry about the delay of the final chapter but apparently the GSD (Girl Scouts for Destruction) has learned about the secrets I'm revealing so I had to lay low for a few weeks. Thankfully Ray was able to pick up the slack and Justin was able to answer their questions long enough for me to make an escape. If you're confused as to why I'm on the run read the first two chapters (here and here).
I had done it. I had defeated their best fighters and won my invitation to their most secret camping trip. Once again I had to don my fool proof disguise and I was told to meet them at the warehouse where a car would pick me up and take me to the camp site. I had had a week to prepare myself for what I would find there, and I thought I was ready. I was wrong, so prepare yourselves for...
But with more corpses
Here's a quick recap in case you were too lazy to read Part 1 (but seriously, you should check it out).
Recently I had been cheated out of my hard earned money by those evil Girl Scouts. I wanted to know what they use the profits for and found it very hard to get answers. After being physically threatened by my fiance I decided to interrogate one of the Brownies selling cookies. I was forced to by two thrids of her supply but she gave me an address to go to and the instructions to dress like one of them. Wearing my foolproof disguise, I set off for the warehouse and found a most disturbing discovery. The Girl Scouts have been running an underground Fight Club.
Like this but without Brad Pitt's amazing abs