• Ray
  

  Ray's first girlfriend was hated by all his friends. The hatred got so bad we made songs about her that can be found here. In our defense she was a huge b**ch so I hope you enjoy her misery in song form. I won't say her name here for her privacy but let's just say it ryhmes with biz and starts with an L.

• Fred
  

  Fred tastes the different pancake syrups at IHOP with a spoon while waiting for his breakfast. He does the same thing with his finger and BBQ sauce at Famous Daves.

• Tone
  

  Tone accidently put 'Icy Hot' on his testicles one time. Let's just say he wasn't thrilled with the results.

• Justin (me)
  

  I like Paramore. I can't explain it. They're poppy, upbeat, and a chick band but I get pumped when their music comes on the radio. There I feel much more liberated having that out in the open.

• Toby
  

  Toby enjoys the taste of unicorn meat, so much so, that he single- handedly hunted them to extinction. So you can thank Toby for the lack of magical horned beasts in our everyday lives.

I'd like to officially welcome Toby to the DYHP team. He posted his first blog in the cover of night (Sunday) which is always safe. If you missed his blog you can find it here. Some quick facts about Toby

He enjoys puzzles.

He once wrestled a bear to the ground using only his mighty hands.

He cries at sad movies but that doesn't make him a sissy, see the bear story above.

He was the first man to cross the Atlantic by lawn chair alone.

His favorite musician is Emile Waldteufel.

He's a Ginger but don't hold that against him, his people shouldn't be persecuted any longer.

He is single ladies.

So, now that you know Toby, I hope you show the same lack of respect you show the rest of us.

Thank you.