You'll need to do something with the 35 pallets of water you accumlated in preparation for Irene. The good and great thing to do, would be to donate the water to different aid agencies, like the American Red Cross, to help those in Virginia and the Carolinas who felt the brunt of Irene. Ok, fine. We'll call that plan A, for Awesome. Plan B for Bastard, as in, I'm kind of a bastard for picking plan B.. would be to sell those bottles of water at a modest price to thirsty folks. Don't price gouge like the jerks at stadiums, sell 'em for a quarter! You paid $4 for a 24 pack, that's a profit. This way, when those folks get older, they can tell stories like: "Back in my day, gas was $3.40 a gallon, and water only cost a 25 cents!"  You're creating the stories of history, dammit! Isn't it amazing!?

Open up a Water Stand and watch the cash flow in! To make up for the fact that you didn't choose plan A, you should probably donate some of your water monies here at the American Red Cross. Kharma will get you, man, cover your bases!