"Sorry we forgot your birthday Grandpa' but you don't have a facebook"
Today we honor the upgrades of our lives; like satellite radio (still doesn’t get a fraken signal under that damn bridge!) and super computer cell phones (I can Google Pantless Babes but I can’t make a fraken phone call!) and GPS (How long do I have to wait before you acquire a better satellite signal?). Finally we have Star Trek tablets! Even my fridge can Google! Now if only the printer will stop jamming! With all the advances in medicine, communication and transportation I’ll now make my prediction of the future. Terminator (as horrible as it would be) unfortunately will always be a story of fiction. Technology breaks, things wear out, and just before the T-100 pulls the trigger to stop your future kids from stopping the spread of the evil robot dominion, Arnold’s back will start beeping and he’ll ask you to, “Please clear the paper Jam.”
"I'm a fax-machine from the future...you'll regret the day you mocked us Chris"
- Chris is one of the creators of SPORKMAN. When he's not creating untensil based superheroes, he's tirelessly working nineteen different jobs, and planning the eventual takeover of the planet.
