Don't you people pay attention?! We've seen the proof from Hollywood. Every year we inch ever closer to the inevitable. But do the world's smartest minds want to save us. No! They try to usher in the apocalypse even more quickly! Nerds across the world keep screwing around with robots, just itching to help SkyNet wake up and take over this rock we call Earth. Here are 3 reasons you better live near a pool of molten lava to dip the Governator in to, because these jerks are damning us all to robot hell!
Robots are able to read your mind
OK, so this Android app really just reads your brain waves, with the help of a super cool helmet you have to wear. But, you know this app will be standard on all Robot politicians as they try to take over our governments. They'll read our minds and tell us the lies we want to hear. "No, we aren't going to enslave you" and "Humans would make a horrible battery source. The Matrix was a total liar. We swearsies. Cross our cold, lifeless robot heart and hope to die. Except we can't. Cuz we're immortal. We're robots." via Gizmodo
They're immune to nuclear war
That's no moon... and it's not a space station either. This Death Star looking contraption is a cannonball sized monitoring and diagnostic tool. It's planned to be used to find cracks and breaks in nuclear reactor piping. As such, it can withstand extreme heat and radioactivity. So, this means all future robots will be able to survive our only means of victory, nuking the crap out of them. Nice work, MIT nerds. There goes plan A. via Science Daily
They're the effin' Messiah!
Well, we really don't have a choice but to follow them now. They can walk on water for Robot's sake. The second coming is here, and it's not good people. Jesus is a robot. I bet he can turn any liquid into wine and laser away all the leperyness of a leper, in 45 nano seconds. I guess I'll just go change my Facebook religion status to Robot Church, and get the ball rolling. The faster we convert, the faster we get to Robot heaven. via Science Daily
