Ryan Marley

Adventures In Babysitting

08.06.11

I was babysitting my niece recently, she likes horses so I took her to the race track... it was awesome. We won a grand after she picked "Dirty Sanchez" to win in the 10th even though he wasn't the odds on favorite to win. I doubted her at first but that kid can pick a winner better then Jimmy the Greek. After the the track I bought my niece some ice cream as a "thank you" for the lucky streak. She said I was "screwing her out of her fair share" of the winnings. My brother wasn't too happy with me or his daughter's new vocabulary, I told him that I didn't know where she could've picked it up.

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That wasn't my first babysitting foul up either. I watched my friend's kid once, this little man wasn't real bright though... he went through my old football equipment, got the cup out of my jock strap and starts pretending he's a pilot.

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"Maverick, this is Goose" I tried to discourage him but he starting sniffing and adding things up for himself.

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This is your captain speaking... I want to apoligize to everyone on board... the whole plane smells like pee"

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Ryan Marley

As a Stand Up comedian Ryan has spent the last 5 years hacking his way through open mics.

I want to Smash my Guitar and Scream at the Mothership

 

 

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