Look at my well supported breasts!After we see the Genie Bra name all decked out in curly, feminine hand writing, we're introduced to the stereotypical infomercial salespeople. This time two women, some blonde chick and the creator of the bra, known only by her first name, Stella. They go on to talk about how much trouble they have with their boobs, and how difficult it is to support and nurture boobs the way they should be supported. This then leads to a parade of women in robes, all addressing an issue they have with a bra. OK, TV. You've got me interested. I'll see what this is all about. For the website of course. Purely scientific, and all.
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Some issues women have are: Too much room in the cup, so their lady parts wobble all around in discomfort, or too little room in the cup, where boobage is just spilling out all over the place ( not a bad look, in my opinion, ladies, but apparently uncomfortable for you ). They also have issue with back fat and side rolls, when they find a cup size that works, but it's go-aroundy number, (also called width in inches) is too tight, and makes unsightly bunches of skin show. These ruin evening gowns, according to Stella.
All of these are problems I don't really care for, my only question is this:... Since you're wearing a Genie Bra, does this mean I may rub your breasts, and then be granted 3 wishes? If so. I would first like a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat. Secondly, I'd like to go back in time, and hi-five Jesus. Any year would do. Preferably before he turns 33, from what I hear that's a busy year for him. I don't want to be a bother. Thirdly, I'd like my own TARDIS to travel back in time with Doctor Who and hi-five Jesus as much as I would like... and to take back my second wish. I'm gonna save that one for freeing Robin Williams when he gets trapped in an Arabic lamp... or more wishes... or maybe give Dan Marino a Super Bowl Ring. I don't know... it'll probably more wishes... but after another viewing of Flubber, I may change my mind.
Have you seen that movie? Comic GOLD.
The Academy snubbed you Mr. Williams.
