Screaming and crying, she looked around
Then stood very still, alone on the ground.
I look to my left, there's a fake Kong!
Inflated with air...but singing a song.
Big, red and tall, he lets out a yell
The computer I'm typing on is a Dell.
I reached for my gun to shoot the huge beast
Then dine on a giant gorilla meat feast
The woman kept crying, i then felt bad
Poor ugly woman...confused and sad.
I think she was torn, one Kong or another
The real monkey there....or his fake brother?
The girl kept on talking...it's going too far
I was so hungry for a chocolate bar
And so i waited...biding my time
Should i commit this horrible crime?
The woman kept pouting, i grew quite annoyed
To end this mess, i'd be overjoyed.
So I load up my gun, placed a bullet within
And though i know that murder's a sin
I look to my left then look to my right
Then aim my rifle...my target in sight
I shot the hideous beast right through its head
It collapsed to the ground...instantly dead
The echo was loud, it rocked the whole woods
People could hear in their neighborhoods
I thought to myself "Man, I should bail"
My mission complete, I did not fail
I left the two standing amidst the tall trees
And prepared my boat to go overseas.
Believe it or not it was the woman I shot
Ii made that decision right on the spot!
Her constant crying and whining got old
So that is why my choice was so bold
The gorillas should live, whether fake or for real
I changed my shirt, the color is teal
I got on my boat and sailed away
Never again to speak of this day.
I hope you enjoyed this little tale
Now i'm going to get my mail.
(Don't tell anyone, or i'll go to jail!)
