It’s time for us to stand with our celeb’s as the empiric government dishes out ridiculously long jail time; half a day?! Please. A week for breaking parole?! What are they, murders? (Although Brandy certainly is.) We must put an end to this madness! These are titans (losers?) of entertainment. Tiger blood flows through their veins! They shit diamonds! Some are born with glitter on their ass from that unicorn who raped their mother! They are a different breed! They deserve more money than our teachers! More money than our fire fighters and police. They deserve to take what they want from any jewelry shop! Stand with me and help these helpless, lazy, megalomaniac schmucks. Together we can all be wieners, I mean winners, I mean…F’it. I’m going home.
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Celebs get all the perks06.04.11Greetings my gaggle of groupies! I have to say it is atrocious how we treat our celeb’s in this country. A walking douche can’t even make $100 mil for doing nothing without being driven mad. We give no formal training to these trophies of the American Dream. They are forced to buy mansions we vagabonds can only dream of. They are forced to join the Immaculate Car of the Month club and must suffer through the plethora of tiara wearing goddesses lapping at the ground they walk on (or hunky musky smelling beasts if our mad douche is a douchette (or a stuffy DJ with fish scented fingers if our douchette is Lindsey.))
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