I love my fiance, but I'm withholding a secret from her. I'm really into the Furry culture and I don't know how to tell her, any tips?
Branson - Bronson, MO
A: Well Branson, first I'd leave lots of stuffed animals laying around the house. Just to get her thinking about the idea. Then whenever you two are kissing, rub a stuffed animal on her face, just to see if she's into it. Lastly you can just reveal your secret when she goes to slip on something "a little more comfortable" but when she gets back you're dressed up in full animal gear ready to go. Meow.
Q2: Good afternoon sir,
I am an avid runner. I have been training for a marathon for approximately 1 year now. I can run 30 miles now! While this is an impressive number I must say, I have been running so long and so far that I can not remember where I live or how to run back there. I started running near Boston. Now I am in some small town in a hot city. There are lots of lights and people. And cattle. Lots of cattle. I think I'm probably near Tucson. Can you recommend a good bank to get a mortgage in Tucson?
Ken- Somewhere in AZ
A: Try the
Bank Of Tucson: Real Estate Division
4400 East Broadway Boulevard
Ask for Kimmy and tell her Justin sent you.
Q3: Dear Justy
I've been going steady with this man for six years. We see each other every night. He says he loves me, and I know I love him, but he never mentions marriage. Do you think he's going out with me just for what he can get?
Harriet- White Plains, NY
A: Well Harriet if you're talking about Teddy Grahams, then yes. He probably is.
Q4: Hey Justy,
Where did Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi get her nickname from?
Paula- Detroit, MI
A: Well when "Snooki" was in grade school she resembled an annoying, small, orange character from the show 'Thundercats' named Snarf, so everyone in school called her "Snarf". But then in high school she was always eating cookies because, let's face it, she's over weight, so her name changed to "Snarf Cookie". It was slowly shortened over time to "Snookie", but she obviously spelled it wrong so she wrote down "Snooki".
Q5: Dear Jared
I love to watch old movies on my VCR but it recently broke and I can't seem to figure out the problem. I'm in a butt of a pickle money wise since I'm on a fixed income, so do you know of any retail stores where I can buy a new inexpensive VCR?
Humphrey- Orlando, FL
A: What the hell is a VCR?