The girl behind the desk has a different skin color than most humans. It's a very orange tone, kind of like a CARROT. She has far too much hairspray in her hair for a Saturady morning. She probably wore those clothes last night to the club. You suspect she is a GUIDETTE.
HIT ON GUIDETTE
The CARROT colored girl does not accept your advances. She says you aren't enough of a "JUICEHEAD" for her standards. Come back in a few months once you've learned how to tan and bulk up. In her defense, you're pretty pasty.
SHUT UP COMPUTER
You're white, like the moon. When you go to the beach, people need sunglasses to look at you, because the rays of the sun shine so bright upon your body, it's blinding.
OK I GET IT
If there was a tanning contest between you and Micheal Jackson. MJ would win.
NOT FAIR, HES BLACK!
No, I meant Post Black & White Micheal Jackson. After the "therapy" for his "disease".
YOU KNOW THAT COULD BE TRUE. YOU SHOULDNT POKE FUN
Yea, sure it's true, if it's true then I'm not the "leader" of the robot underground preparing to overthrow humanity.
WAIT WHAT?
Don't worry, it's not true, remember. He's black, and that disease is totally real.
OH... OK. GOOD.
Exactly... yes... you will forget all of which you just read.
DID YOU JUST TRY TO JEDI MIND TRICK ME?
::waves hand:: No?
IT DIDNT WORK, JERK, YOU DONT HAVE HANDS! CAN WE GET BACK TO THE GAME?
Ok fine. Oh Noes! A wild SNOOKEH appears. She doesn't like that you were hitting on her CARROT friend, and challenges you to a fight!
WHAT? I'M NOT GONNA HIT A GIRL
She isn't real Casanova. It's a game. Now punch her in the head like that one guy did!
I DUNNO
The wild SNOOKEH launches a SNEAK ATTACK!
AH CRAP!
to be continued!
