So, this cute girl, on one of those dating sites, mentions her favorite food is pancakes. My response, because I'm so suave and in tune with the ladies, is to scold her, because no one likes pancakes that much. In my message, I share a pearl of Confucius like wisdom, I hope she, as well as you all, appreciate the knowledge I'm dishing out...

::clears throat:: ahem...

"Pancakes are the politicians of the breakfast world! They sound promising at first and then they just let you down!"

-- Ray Cascella 12/31/2010 .

Mark it in your calendar, so you may tell your children and grandchildren, today you learned a universal truth.

Ich bin ien Springfielder!