OK, So this first one is definitely cheating, as it's not even a real "snow" sculpture. But I'd like to think after his victory on Hoth, Vader had to pass the time somehow. What better way to celebrate than with a snowy sculpture to help brighten up the frozen hearts of the Stormtroopers. Plus, I really wanted to use this caption.... ready?... OK... AHEM... "That snow moon, that's a star-ship!" .... Thank you.
This is much less bizarre, as it is just very impressive. This guy obviously loves books, is very talented, and probably doesn't have a girlfriend. How did I surmise that? Elementary my dear reader, if I were snowed in with a lady friend, I wouldn't fight my way out to make a Moby Dick snow sculpture. I'd make some hot chocolate and play all my new video games while she sat there bored, obviously. Sheesh, some people have no priorities.
According to the article where I found this image, it's the world's tallest ice sculpture, which it indeed looks so. My guess is it's somewhere in Siberia. Not because it's so cold in Siberia, but because Siberia is so boring, what else is a nerd gonna do with his time other than make a life size replica of what looks like Hogwart's castle, in the snow. Abra Cadabra! Your boredom has disappeared! Sadly, your virginity is still here.
Clever girl. Land sharks are getting smarter by the day! They've adapted to using winter camo and have figured out how to walk on land during the day. Next you'll be telling me that garlic, crosses, and Holy Water have stopped working on them, too. If that day every happens... God help us all... we're all doomed.
This isn't a snow sculpture. It's just a picture of Micheal Jackson without make on. He's just that white. He also has a giant head and tiny little arms, like a T-Rex. I don't know where he gets his big hat's from, but I guess those are the perks of being the King of Pop, all the money in the world to spend on giant hats and bow ties.
This Elmo looks like some kind of snowy scarecrow. That's not cherry juice or food coloring, it's the blood of the local school children who were off for the snow day. The rest of those little bastards will think twice before writing their names in pee on Chip Dahmer's yard again!! But he didn't stop there....
You'd be surprised at how far local school children blood goes these days. Mix a little water and corn syrup in there and you can get your money's worth. Our Mr. Dahmer is obviously the local Optometrist. This is just his colorful attempt at warning his neighbors about the dangers of back alley eye work. This peice says to me, "Be careful where you go folks and trust in Chip... or else"
Chip is also fan of Highlander... There can be only one!
Hey, even Santa can enjoy a snow day. Though, I question his choice of wearing a belly shirt underneath his jolly red suit. This must be his casual Friday outfit. I just hope Santa isn't a cross dresser, that would ruin many a childhood memory. But, for a guy who spies on kids all year and gives "presents" to the good ones, did you really expect anything different?
See! He's a damn creeper! Spying over mountain tops! Who does Santa think he is... God?! He's probably wearing a lacey number with some strappy heels on the other side of that hill! His rosy cheeks aren't from rosacea, it's rouge! Santa is just a jolly, fat Eddie Izzard wanna-be with Daddy issues!
OK, so that last one gotta little weird there, but in my defense, it's 3am and I have work tomorrow. So, I hope you all enjoyed our little journey and rest assured I'll have more bizarrities come 2011, so have a great rest of the year, and enjoy the snow East Coasters. =-D
