As I take the reigns here on the Bizarre, I'd like to preface it by saying... you better like it! I worked for a whole 3 hours after I had already painted a fence, petted a dog, eated baked ziti, and dieded in video games. Yes, you read correctly. They are called the Anunnaki, from the Draco constellation, and like the Sulirians of Dr. Who, these Beings who control our world, are Reptilian Humanoids. In the stories of the Doctor, the Reptilian race are depicted as the original inhabitants of Earth, having to go into hibernation deep underground, where it is still warm, only to lose the planet, to we Homo Sapiens. Icke gives no information on whether or not he's a Whovian, however the similarites are striking. I think we may have the heir apparent to L. Ron Hubbard, here folks. Tom Cruise take note. When you're crazy cult runs out of steam, look up Mr. Icke. I'm sure he'll take you in with open arms.
Not only are these bastard scale-backs from another planet, they're from another dimension, the 4th , to be exact. No, the fourth dimension is apparently not time, as Einstein hypothesized, it's where these jerks live and breed, and run our world like the Matrix. So, put down your theoretical Physics books, and listen! We're talking about facts here, people. He heard these voices in his head after a meeting with a physic healer, and we all know they're money when it comes to the truth. You know who else heard voices? The Son of Sam, Joan of Arc and Noah, and they're Saints! Well OK, 2 outta 3. But still, those are good odds.
"We run this bitch, and ain't no Limey 'Doctor' gonna save you."
There are some that argue Icke's rantings and ravings are simply a facade to mask his anti-Semitic agenda. And to those nay-sayers I say... “Really?”... You're gonna give credence to a guy who had a “Turquoise period”,where all the clothes he wore had to be turquoise to necessitate a positive energy flow. The same man who thinks that the majority of humans are “sheeple” ( his actual word used ) and that the heads of State ( Like George Bush, Barack Obama, Tony Blair and The Queen Mum ) are all holographic visualizations of human bodies, that are really controlled by the cold-blooded Reptilian rulers.
I'll give that last sentence a minute to sink in......
In conclusion, I'd like to submit David Icke as one of the world's most Bizarre characters. Whether who not he's correct, only time will tell. Our only course of action now is a well thought out “Reptile Apocalypse” plan to set up right next to our “Robot” and “Zombie” Apocalypse binders , add a few more bottles of water to the bomb shelter and hope like hell these things aren't trained like the Ninja Turtles, because I sure as hell ain't planning for a “Karate Iguanas Apocalypse”. That's just silly.
