Say you want to shed Conceitobot, the guy who just never shuts up about his awesomeness. The guy who is just on auto pilot about how wonderful he is and what AMAZING new thing he has going this week. For a while, you were excited for him! He seemed like a nice dude and his shit was on the up and UP! Then it started getting old, older, oldest, and by the time you’ve stumbled on this article you’re ready to rip his lungs out just so he won’t be able to talk about anything anymore.
No, friend. That would be taking things too far. Instead:
On the other end of the spectrum there’s the Sad Girl. You can easily identify the Sad Girl because she’s sad. She sits at parties and cries, she never smiles at anything, she thinks her life is a fucking TRAGEDY so she wears big Steve Madden boots to cover the PAIN.
This one’s easy.
Just be really, really, really, sickeningly happy.
This guy is probably the most dangerous guy of all because you don’t know it’s a crap relationship right off that bat. That’s right. The Fun Master. The Fun Master just does shit because it’s FUN and doesn’t think even for a second about consequences or problems, which means you’re either along for Mr. Toad’s Wild-Ass Ride or you’re constantly the naysayer. Neither, especially in a prolonged state, is very rad.*
Let’s get rid of him.
And finally, the very last friend you should really not have:
Dude! Why are you friends with a goddamn ORC?!?! I can’t get rid of this guy for you, you’re on your fucking own.
* P.S. I want to bring ‘rad’ back, so let’s make it a thing.
