Justin

The Male Tramp Stamp

06.08.10

 There are some guys, like Ray, who will never kiss on the first date (this has more to do with the fact the girls don't like to kiss Ray though). Then there are guys who get huge upper back tattoos that scream "I have crabs". These guys wear their tattoos like a tool's coat of arms and they'll typically sleep with anything that moves. It's the male version of "tramp stamp" or as I like to call it a "Tool Target". Be carefull ladies, if you see a guy with one of these "Tool Targets" he's just as likely to hit on your little sister as he is to hit the gym.

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Justin

 I'm Justin, frequently in the winter I draw rocket ships on Fred's car door window when it fogs up, he thinks they're penises, I tell him they're for science.

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  • Comment Link Scott 08.08.10 posted by Scott

    Fortunately I steer clear of tattoos. Al the more reason to steer clear of such stigmas.

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