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Death Phone: A precursor to the Death Ray

31.07.10

Don't let it's docile exterior fool you. This phone is out for blood.

This phone will slowly kill the crap outta you... by microwaving your brain with texts, phone calls, ridiculous charges.... and electromagnetic radiation.

Topping CNET's list of most radioactive phones with a 1.6 SAR rating ( Specific absorption rate, basically the amount of energy your body takes in, there are alot of maths involved), the Motorola V195 is the harbringer of death in the mobile phone world, and I'm willing to bet the first step in the Death line of technology. Up next, Death Toaster's, Death Radios, Death Shoes, Skynet, and then the infamous Death Ray.

So, remember, you heard it here first, lock up the women and children, start folding your little tin foil hats... the revolution will not be televised, because the Death TV's will have the control! Dust off your abacus, the end is nigh!

See the other 19 phones here.

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