There are a few things that are guaranteed to start with the beginning of summer. Girls will wear a lot less clothing, your electric bill will go up and bee on human attacks will be on the rise. I know what you're thinking, "Hey, bees are awesome, they're fuzzy little Steeler fans and they make Honey Nut Cheerios". They're also responsible for 53 deaths a year in North America. On average the bee kills more people every year then sharks, black widow spiders and rattle snakes (This doesn't count for serial killer sharks that stalk families as they travel up the east coast). Even the most ferocious animal on the planet, the grizzly bear, runs the other way if attacked by a swarm of bees. If this were a rock, paper, scissors match the bees would beat bear every time.
If we humans want to enjoy the sweet taste of honey and use it to actually make Cheerios edible we have to fight bees. Without honey we'd all stop eating regular Cheerios around the same age we stop pooping ourselves. Let's not forget how boring tea parties would be without honey. The problem is that bees make honey but they're not willing to give it up without a fight to the death. This makes bees even bigger douche bags. They'd rather kill you then give up what is essentially they're own vomit. If I puked and some weirdo asked if he could have some. I wouldn't just pull out a knife and try to stab the guy while making ominous buzz sounds. He's free to have my puke if that's what he's into.
These are the same fuzzy little bugs that kill more people then sharks, send grizzly bears running home to their mommy and can be used as heat seeking missiles on short notice. The bees cover story is they love flowers and make honey. When in reality they're the scariest bug this side of the roach. If you don't believe me, just ask Nicolas Cage...
