Justin

Fun Facts About Your DYHP Contributors

21.06.10
  • Ray

    Ray's first girlfriend was hated by all his friends. The hatred got so bad we made songs about her that can be found here. In our defense she was a huge b**ch so I hope you enjoy her misery in song form. I won't say her name here for her privacy but let's just say it ryhmes with biz and starts with an L.

  • Fred

    Fred tastes the different pancake syrups at IHOP with a spoon while waiting for his breakfast. He does the same thing with his finger and BBQ sauce at Famous Daves.

  • Tone

    Tone accidently put 'Icy Hot' on his testicles one time. Let's just say he wasn't thrilled with the results.

  • Justin (me)

    I like Paramore. I can't explain it. They're poppy, upbeat, and a chick band but I get pumped when their music comes on the radio. There I feel much more liberated having that out in the open.

  • Toby

    Toby enjoys the taste of unicorn meat, so much so, that he single- handedly hunted them to extinction. So you can thank Toby for the lack of magical horned beasts in our everyday lives.

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Justin

 I'm Justin, frequently in the winter I draw rocket ships on Fred's car door window when it fogs up, he thinks they're penises, I tell him they're for science.

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