So Tone should be back to his regular blogging schedule next Monday. Until then I'm back again answering his mail. Which I'm pretty sure is felony. Though, technically, the cat is opening the mail so I don't know how that would work out in court? Any way back to the questions...

 

 

 

Ok, like I said before. I'm taking over another blog for Tone while he's on vacation in Hawaii. I'm pretty sure they don't have the Internet in Hawaii. It's just a bunch of volcano and spam over there.

This week I'm answering Tones letters and I don't have a fancy mail assistant like Tone. We can't all make the big bucks like him and pay people to sort our mail. Though now that I'm thinking about it, I don't think he ever paid Lionel, I think he adopted him or something. That might explain why Lionel ran away. I just had the wife's cat sort out mail...

So needless to say I didn't get much of our mail.

Here are some of the question I was able to salvage this week

 

So we finally have our store up and running. Why not spend all of your hard earned birthday or graduation money on a Skank Detectives tee? Maybe you could steal from grandma' and buy a snazzy new DYHP? T-shirt? Why you'd be the coolest kid on the block... 

Hey ya'll this is Micheal Lee Michaels, lead singer of Hare Band reminding you to check out our new hit single "Wycked Woman" from our upcoming album JUST THE TIP.

If you dig movies you can also check out this rad show Skank Detectives where 2 most triumphant dudes help married guys find out if there wives are cheating on 'em. Bogus! Our new track is the theme song for the show.

So if you wanna catch a killer tune, listen to "Wycked Woman" now. Oh yea and if you're a betty and we're coming to your hometown, write me a letter with a picture and your current weight. Please, no fatties.

 

Welcome once again to everyone's favorite blog on DYHP, the Pantsless Babe of the Week. I'm sorry to tell you that this week I won't be writing this blog. As you, our avid fans, may already know Justin has released his first episode of a little show known as Skank Detectives and he asked me to help him promote it. So this week I'm handing over the reigns to Mario Donnedipiacere, co-founder of the Skank Detectives Detective Agency. I also had the pleasure of sitting down with this, let's say interesting, individual and he is a little strange for my tastes, but he is dedicated to the job and intent on shedding light on all the, "skanks out there ruinin' this country". So without further ado, Mario Donnedipiacere.

Jesus Christ I didn't think that dude was ever gonna shut the hell up. He coulda summed it up in five words "Mario's gonna blow yer minds". Alla his blogs are like that though, I mean just get to the (CENSORED)ing point right?. An thats just what I do in life and onna case, get ta the point. Now this week I decided to dig inta my personal stash and I found one that some of you might find familiar. This broad was pretty damn attractive and pretty easy when the camara came out. This chick was definatly a level 10 on the skankometer. Now I have more revealin photos but that queer Fred wouldn't let me post them so anyways here it is...

Come one, come all to the world premiere first epispde of DYHP's first short film entitled "Skank Detectives"! The series will star Vinnie and Mario Donnedipiacere, two brothers from New Jersey, who help spouses catch their cheating significant others in the act. Watch the newest episode, hot off the press as they help a poor sap named Arthur get some answers, by clicking the link under Features to the right!

Later this week, we'll be premiering a brand new short film series called "Skank Detectives". It stars Mario, and his younger brother Vinnie, from North Jersey. I was introduced to these two through a mutual friend. When Vinnie heard that I was interested in getting into film he got in touch with me. He explained that he and his brother Mario were looking for someone to help them create a show where they catch "whores" in the act of cheating and he thought I'd be the perfect director for the project.