Welcome to the first Bizarre of 2011! We at DYHP hope your New Year celebration was happy, healthy, and started off with a kiss, from a real live girl, because getting licked in the face by a puppy is definitely not the same thing, and kinda sad.

But that totally didn't happen to me... I swear. Ahem... anyway...

This week we look at how crazy the British Isles and Canadians have gotten with their armed robbery attempts. These ain't yo daddy's robbers, these are your great great great great grand daddy's felons. In one instance we have a man wielding a fake musket, a postal worker held at crossbow-point, and two Samurai trying to take money from a 68 year old man and his wife. So, click on through to read more, and check out videos after the jump.

Give us your gold coin, good shoppe keeppe,
for we will give it to the poor... and drug dealers

Break out your roller skates and head bands, and pop that Rick Astley tape into your walkman and prepare for the infomercial joy!

Elephants in the Room has a new video ready to rock your five senses into nostalgic oblivion! So, click here and check out the Elephants in the Room section, or view the video here.