Hey ya'll this is Micheal Lee Michaels, lead singer of Hare Band reminding you to check out our new hit single "Wycked Woman" from our upcoming album JUST THE TIP.

If you dig movies you can also check out this rad show Skank Detectives where 2 most triumphant dudes help married guys find out if there wives are cheating on 'em. Bogus! Our new track is the theme song for the show.

So if you wanna catch a killer tune, listen to "Wycked Woman" now. Oh yea and if you're a betty and we're coming to your hometown, write me a letter with a picture and your current weight. Please, no fatties.

Just the Tip

You know them from the critically acclaimed new show Skank Detectives' soundtrack. New Jersey's own, Hare Band. When other bands like Motley Crüe have fallen Hare Band is still going strong. This is the new single from thier album Just the Tip.

Wycked Woman

Download the song here.

Here at DYHP, I receive a lot of letters from fans asking for advice on the happenings in their respective lives. Of course, while I am not a psychoanalyst, I do my best to offer sound, informative information that will help my fans get through their ordeal in the most responsible and cordial way.

On last week’s edition of REAL LETTERS we discussed the Frog Method, Lady Gaga’s Penis, met a Raymond Cascella superfan, and learned about 3 possible suitorettes for my good friend and assistant Lionel. Today we let you know who is moving on for a chance to go on a romantic date with Lionel and meet 3 new possible partners for him. Oh yea, and we answer your questions too!