As the resident comic book aficionado of the DYHP staff, (something I’m proud of even though my fiancé thinks I shouldn’t be) I know that there are a good amount of super heroes out there with awesome costume designs. Then there are others that I just don’t understand what the editors were thinking when they approved them for print. Before we start I just want to acknowledge that, yes, there are a larger amount of DC characters represented on this list, but I must stress that this doesn’t show any bias on my part. This was purely based on gay costume design, not the fact that Marvel has superior arcs, characters, and doesn’t rely on confusing “Crisis” storylines to fix their continuity problems every other year. Now that we got that out of the way, let’s move on to the list…

#5 – Original Wolverine

Now I know that I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one but hear me out. I’m not saying that his modern costume is gay, I’m saying his original “I swear I’m not a furry” costume is gay. I mean whiskers, really. The government spent all this money on a killing machine and that’s what they put him in. Wolverine always says that, “I’m the best there is at what I do”. Well, when wearing this costume it looks like what he’s best at is doing hair and giving mani-pedi’s. Also, I'm not sure if he would "knock you on your posterior" but I am sure he would do something with it.

Every week I'm going to talk about something I hate, something that's overrated, or something that just flat out sucks. This week we discuss glasses. They're the optical atrocities that grant you a sure fire ticket to Geeksville. Simply wearing a pair of glasses can turn you into a freakishly awkward nerd who loves algebra, and hates boobies. Just ask Hollywood.
But Hollywood stereotypes aren't the only reason glasses suck.

Hello fellow Groupies of DYHP (and boy do I)!  I thought I’d take a moment during this exciting holiday shopping season to plug myself (that’s what she said).  For a number of years now a few of my friends and I have been producing the indy (A.K.A. no budget) comic series, “SPORKMAN!”  I am excited to say we finally finished Sporkman’s newest adventure, “SPORKMAN GOES TO JAPAN.”  It’s been a ride I must say. 

Countless hours of work, hundreds of e-mails, beating the wanting groupies back with sticks (though we did let a few back stage), and that’s just making the book, let alone what’s in the damn thing.  It’s more of a documentary about our short friends in the Pacific Rim; the trials and tribulations of radio active lobsters, giant robots and gay ass Pokémon’s.  Throw in a superhero with no superpowers (no, not Batman…though he is a fav) and Walla!  The complete history of these great people in three amazing volumes.  But speaking of Batman…Christopher Nolan is working on his third!  Any guess as to who the villain will be?  The rumor is Clay Face (said with a big grin and crazy spirit fingers)! 

So, anywho, I’ve patted myself on the back long enough.  Check us out at www.GETSPORK.com, while you’re there buy an issue or 5,000.  Happy holidays and may the Spork be with you!