Welcome to Saturday Morning Adventure! Type ENTER to start the game, or CONTINUE to load a previous game.

CONTINUE
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STATS
Name:                 Raymond
Class:                  Lvl 1 Bookworm
Health Points:    10
Stamina:             15
XP to next Lvl:   25
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When we last left, you entered combat with a LOONY blonde. LOONY CHARGES at you with her head down. You're knocked back by the large woman and go crashing to the floor (-1 Health)

CAST APOLOGY

Welcome to Saturday Morning Adventure! Type ENTER to start the game.

ENTER

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STATS
Name:                 Raymond
Class:                  Lvl 1 Bookworm
Health Points:    10
Stamina:             15
XP to next Lvl:   25

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You find yourself in a book store. It's very large. There are more books than you've ever seen in your life. Mystery, Sci-Fi, Horror, Non-fiction and the classics, all here at your finger tips. The whole room has that distinct smell of paper and bound book. There are multiple directions you can travel. To the NORTH lies NON-FICTION, to the EAST is a COFFEE SHOP, WEST holds the MYSTERY section and to the SOUTH is the entrance to the store. Where will you go?

GO WEST

Welcome to Saturday Morning Adventure! Type ENTER to start the game.

ENTER

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STATS
Name:                 Raymond
Class:                  Lvl 1 Server
Health Points:    10
Stamina:             15
XP to next Lvl:   25

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You find yourself in the kitchen of a 2nd rate restuarant. You've worked here for almost two years now and it has lost it's luster. You thought you'd be Assistant Manager by now, but that jerk KENNETH got the job instead. He was always such a suck up. You're currently at the SERVING LINE. To the NORTH is the open table setup of a DINING ROOM, to the EAST is a door. To the WEST is a door. To the SOUTH is a door marked EMPLOYEES ONLY. Where will you go?

GO SOUTH

Welcome to Saturday Morning Adventure! Type ENTER to start the game.

ENTER

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STATS
Name:                 Raymond
Class:                  Lvl 1 Loverboy
Health Points:    10
Stamina:             15
XP to next Lvl:   25

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You find yourself in a fancy restaurant on Valentine's Day. You've been sent here by your friends on a blind date. They're tired of you cramping their style as they try to go to nice places and you do "single" things like cry about being lonely and watch Maury with a tub of ice cream, while wearing sweatpants. It's a pretty nice joint. The room is dimly lit, to set "the mood". They have a FOUNTAIN in the middle of the dining room and the surrounding tables are full of couples who are happier than you are. You're very nervous and have been sweating profusely for the 15 minutes you've been waiting.

INSPECT TABLE

It's time for a Saturday Morning Adventure! I hope you have fun reading it as much as I had fun writing it.

CONTINUE

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STATS
Name:                 Raymond
Class:                  Lvl 1 Juicehead
Health Points:    10
Stamina:             15
XP to next Lvl:   25

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The wild SNOOKEH launches a SNEAK ATTACK!

AH CRAP! 

The SNOOKEH throws her girly drink at you. It's something pink with an umbrella in, but is also about 90% vodka ( The wild SNOOKEH's don't mess around, son. They know how to party) Her intoxicating conncoction burns your eyes. ( You lose 2 health)

TRAP SNOOKEH

Trap her? Who are you Davey Crockett? What are you gonna do, get a box propped up with stick tied to a rope, and put a beer and a hotdog in it.... ya know... That's actually not a bad idea. But it's too late now. She's already engaged in battle, so you can't trap her, genius. Try again.

It's time for a Saturday Morning Adventure!  A new weekly column every Saturday set to the tune of old school computer games. I hope you have fun reading it as much as I had fun writing it.

ENTER

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STATS
Name:                 Raymond
Class:                  Lvl 1 Juicehead
Health Points:    10
Stamina:             15
XP to next Lvl:   25
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You've entered the local GYM surrounded by various types of excercise equipment. Honestly, you're not sure what the devices do, you're just here to hit on some fine ladies and score some digits. But you have to pretend you're competent, so this should be interesting. Scattered throughout the GYM are JUICEHEADS, GUIDETTES, and DOUCHEBAGS. To the NORTH you see the information DESK. To the WEST are TREADMILLS, to the EAST are LOCKERS. Where will you go?

GO NORTH

You find the information desk. Behind the desk is a GIRL who is way too orange to be human. She looks bored. On the DESK are a computer, workout DVD's and SIGN IN sheet.

INSPECT GIRL

It's time for a Saturday Morning Adventure!  A new weekly column every Saturday set to the tune of old school computer games. I hope you have fun reading it as much as I had fun writing it.

ENTER

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STATS
Name:                 Raymond
Class:                  Lvl 1 Cubicle Farmer
Health Points:    10
Stamina:             15
XP to next Lvl:   25
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You find yourself at work. You're desk is situated in a small cubicle half the size of a jail cell. You hate this place. On your DESK, you have a COMPUTER, a small filing CABINET, and two TRAYS.. one marked IN, the other OUT. The IN tray is piled high with papers. The OUT tray is empty. Slacker. To the NORTH, WEST, and EAST are walls, walls that are closing in on you because you made poor decisions in your 20's and are now stuck in a dead end job. To the SOUTH is the exit. Where will you go?

GO SOUTH PLEASE

You exit the death cubicle and enter the main hall. You see more cubicle arrangements of 4 workers each, placed in a plus-sign-like shape. To the EAST you see the WATER COOLER, to the WEST the hall continues. To the NORTH death awaits you in a small cubicle, slowly sucking your life away, to the SOUTH you see the KITCHEN, from the doorway you see a table with COOKIES! OH! Pick the COOKIES, do it, do it!

OK FINE CALM DOWN GO SOUTH

Welcome to Saturday Morning Adventure! Type ENTER to start your journey, or select CONTINUE to resume your last saved game

CONTINUE

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STATS
Name:                 Raymond
Class:                  Lvl 1 Nerd
Health Points:     08
Stamina:             07
XP to next Lvl:    22
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You arrive outside of a COFFEE SHOP. It's a well kept establishment and has a green logo with a coffee cup on the door. There are small, cafe style tables and chairs set out in front of the patio, most filled with customers. Some tables are empty, with half eaten food still present. CHAUNCEY picks at the food before the BUS BOY arrives and clears the table.

There's a DOOR to the NORTH, a PATIO to the EAST and a PARKING LOT to the WEST. Where would you like to go?

ENTER DOOR

It's time for a Saturday Morning Adventure!  A new weekly column every Saturday set to the tune of old school computer games. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I had fun writing it.

ENTER

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STATS
Name:                 Raymond
Class:                  Lvl 1 Nerd
Health Points:    10
Stamina:             15
XP to next Lvl:   25
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You are on the side of a road, having just exited a BUS. It's morning. You feel sleepy.

Across the street to the NORTH you see a COFFEE SHOP. To the WEST you see an ALLEY WAY. To the EAST the road continues on. To the SOUTH you see a BUM sleeping.

What would you like to do?

GO SOUTH

You head SOUTH towards the BUM.