Hello fellow Groupies of DYHP (and boy do I)!  I thought I’d take a moment during this exciting holiday shopping season to plug myself (that’s what she said).  For a number of years now a few of my friends and I have been producing the indy (A.K.A. no budget) comic series, “SPORKMAN!”  I am excited to say we finally finished Sporkman’s newest adventure, “SPORKMAN GOES TO JAPAN.”  It’s been a ride I must say. 

Countless hours of work, hundreds of e-mails, beating the wanting groupies back with sticks (though we did let a few back stage), and that’s just making the book, let alone what’s in the damn thing.  It’s more of a documentary about our short friends in the Pacific Rim; the trials and tribulations of radio active lobsters, giant robots and gay ass Pokémon’s.  Throw in a superhero with no superpowers (no, not Batman…though he is a fav) and Walla!  The complete history of these great people in three amazing volumes.  But speaking of Batman…Christopher Nolan is working on his third!  Any guess as to who the villain will be?  The rumor is Clay Face (said with a big grin and crazy spirit fingers)! 

So, anywho, I’ve patted myself on the back long enough.  Check us out at www.GETSPORK.com, while you’re there buy an issue or 5,000.  Happy holidays and may the Spork be with you!

Well, it's finally happened. The future is here! Remember when Star Trek came out, and everyone was excited to see force sheilds and "setting your phasers to stun" in our future? Well, sciency scientists have finally created that product everyone has dreamed of for years... a death ray,lightsabers, real life personalized pop-up ads.

I know what you're thinking, "This is great! I've always wanted advertising that can read my mind!" But don't pop that champagne cork just yet! These billboards from Japan only take a quick glance and determine your approximate age and sex to help you choose that great new item.

Would it really kill someone to keep and eye on these scientists and maybe crack the whip on some more awesome science, like teleportation, Arnold Schwarzenegger's Governator robots, or the Infinite Improbability Drive? I'd have a much easier time defending myself against the coming robot revolt with a lightsaber, rather than some flashy billboard that tries to sell designer Chanel  nuts and bolts to crazy machine hell bent on destroying Earth.