New Years Resolutions... How's that working out for ya?  

My New Year's resolution was to get in shape and cut back on junk food, but more often then not I'm on the floor screaming like a child, "NO!! PLEASE!! This is my sandwich... PLEASE!" in full tantrum mode.

Researchers in Britian have found that being stupid could be based on more than just your education...

Do you like these foods? Perhaps you've eaten one of these items today. Well there is a chance that besides making your belly buldge, these foods are making you dumber.

This week I answer your questions about gay husbands, Alaska, Christmas presents for fat kids, sleepless nights, and family portraits.

Every week I'm going to talk about something I hate, something that's overrated, or something that just flat out sucks. This week we discuss walking. It’s the simple process of placing one foot in front of another to propel our bodies forward. Yet for some reason this very simple act alludes the very old, very young and the morbidly obese. And this isn't really a bad thing for them. Walking accidents are responsible for more deaths then airplanes, cars and rhinoceros accidents combined (that stat may or may not be made up). You could even fall down the stairs and die, today. All because you were walking down the stairs, and a bear attacked you. Then in your hurry to flee from the bear you fell down the stairs and died. Now you’re just another statistic in the long line of deaths caused by walking.... and not bears... definitely not bears.
But falling to your inevitable demise due to bears walking isn't the only reason walking sucks...

Hello Groupies (and Groupettes)! I’m back from the honeymoon and ready to dive into this year’s holiday season. These days can be truly spiritual to many, so I thought I’d take my time with you today to run through a list of all those little things that make the holidays so full of memories and joy:

Every week I'm going to talk about something I hate, something that's overrated, or something that just flat out sucks. This week we discuss the "light food" revolution. The tasteless assault on the “bad foods” most of us enjoy each day is under way. And the battleground is our neighborhood supermarkets and convenient stores. Sure this war started innocently enough with a few extra Sweet-N-Lows taking over the sugar bin at the local coffee station. But it will end with a very hefty woman taking a supermarket hostage, because she’s having sugar withdraw, and every store within driving distance of her Hoveround stopped carrying candy.

But sugar induced supermarket takeovers isn’t the only reason the light food revolution sucks…

HAPPY HALLOWEEN to all my pantless pals out there! As we enter this ghoulish weekend, I answer your questions on everything from moms and sexy costumes to 3 balls and Robitussin. Plus we see the return of the (not so) REAL PHOTO OF THE WEEK!

Squeeze into that costume and enjoy...

On this week's Things That Rock, we discuss CHILDHOOD OBESITY and the hilarity that ensues!

So strike a pose, cuz we're gettin' jiggly wit it!

America is known as a great melting pot. A smorgasbord of different cultures, races, religions, and of course, cuisine. So it's only appropriate that eventually the battered and fried nature of Southern/Cajun cooking would seep it's way into every other cuisine. From American burgers and fries, to tempura from Japan, to breakfast, we cover all the odd stuff that's been thrown on a stick for the fatty on the go. Remember, the more you move your body, the more things on a stick you stuff in your face. Hell, if you walk far enough each day, you could double-fist a stick in each hand LIKE A CHAMP!

Now, on to the list...