Recently it's come to my attention that we're on the brink of an apocalypse. According to Ray Judgement Day (Terminator or Biblical) could be as soon as Saturday. This leaves us all with such little time to do some last minute activities. So to help save time I've created a list of ten things you need to do before the World ends. 

We're quickly coming to an era where every thing we humans used to do will be done for us  by computers or machines. Like Rosie in the Jetsons. I for one welcome these technological advances but it may frighten some to know that slowly, over time, the things that make us specifically human will be eroded and fade away. We will essentially become less hairy bears with clothes (well some of us will still wear clothes).

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STATS
Name:                 Raymond
Class:                  Lvl 1 Bookworm
Health Points:    10
Stamina:             15
XP to next Lvl:   25
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When we last left, you entered combat with a LOONY blonde. LOONY CHARGES at you with her head down. You're knocked back by the large woman and go crashing to the floor (-1 Health)

CAST APOLOGY

This week's Bizarre is not about some crazed serial killer from 1800's, or some other macabre story, but it's pretty darned close. This week we talk about Matthew Roberts', and his search for his biological father.

Roberts, born in Illinois in 1967, was raised in an orphanage, until the age of 10, when he was adopted. At the age of 12 he started to ask questions, as most adopted children do, about where he came from, and who is parents are. However, he didn't start looking for answers until 2000, and part of him, probably wishes he didn't.

Every week I'm going to talk about something I hate, something that's overrated, or something that just flat out sucks. This week we discuss Christmas shopping. The time of year where every mom and misguided husband push and shove their way through the local shopping mall. Where hoards of people swarm like a zombie invasion ready to feast upon their fellow man just for a chance to get the best sale on the newest Tickle Me Beiber dolls. People will be trampled and sales associates may be killed but at least some mom out there saved $10. Now wipe your hands of blood and proceed to register eight.

But a George Romero inspired shopping trip isn't the only reason Christmas Shopping sucks....

Fear not, our one loyal reader! There definitely was no shortage of crazy today in the world. Here is one of 4 gems, of the odd and bizarre, for your reading pleasure this Monday morning.

Bees everywhere!... Run away, your firearms are useless against them!

No, really. They're everywhere, at least in Kallyfornia, and this is why they suck.

The California Highway Patrol said eight to 12 million of the honey bees escaped from the crates in which they were stored.

The truck was carrying over 400 beehives with 30,000 bees in each.

The bees stung police officers, fire crews, and tow truck drivers trying to corral them after the accident.

UPDATE!! I have transcribed all six of the infamous Mel Gibson secret phone conversations in their entirety and you can read them all right here on Don't You Hate Pants?

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Mel Gibson, the fabulous actor/director has sent his career into a downward spiral so vicious his own management company dropped him. He used the "N" Word in a tirade against his baby's momma and since another tirade has come to light via Radar Online. So I went ahead and found a transcript of the entire thing! ENJOY!!

Public transportation is a wonderful thing.

The schedule says the bus could arrive between 2:15pm and Friday, so, I wait...

and wait...

and wait...