Greetings my gaggle of groupies! I have to say it is atrocious how we treat our celeb’s in this country. A walking douche can’t even make $100 mil for doing nothing without being driven mad. We give no formal training to these trophies of the American Dream. They are forced to buy mansions we vagabonds can only dream of. They are forced to join the Immaculate Car of the Month club and must suffer through the plethora of tiara wearing goddesses lapping at the ground they walk on (or hunky musky smelling beasts if our mad douche is a douchette (or a stuffy DJ with fish scented fingers if our douchette is Lindsey.))

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