It may surprise you to know, dear reader, that I am not a whiz with the ladies. I know... computer programmers are known for their prowess with the opposite sex, as well as being ruggedly handsome to boot, and I'm pretty sure some can fly. However, I must have overslept the day they were giving out the "A-Game" and instead was saddled with asthma and a strong aversion to shellfish. That said, it would still…

You were there with me, since the beginning. I'll never forget that. You've changed over the years, but you never let me down. Timid, some say boring, at first, but you really came into your own during high school. Vibrant and loud, you stole the show. The good old days... ::sigh:: We're bit more conservative these days, much closer, but we still have a good time. Comfortably enveloped in our routine. At least we were.…

They say "Value is in the eye of the beholder," and they couldn't be more accurate. Value IS in the eye of the beholder. Don't believe me? Let's explore the following examples using $20 as a base for comparison:  

So, we've been on something of an impromtu hiatus here at DYHP. As life can sometimes get in the way when writing unfunny material isn't your full time gig. Sadly, we fell victim to the curse of having to be grown ups, and go to work, deal with "life", and pay bills. And when we can't pay bills, running away to Mexico to marry a woman named Guadalupe as a cover, and rocking a sweet…

Tomorrow I have Jury Duty... Sucks I know... But it made me think about one of the greatest films of our era. One of the biggest theatrical masterpieces of the 20th century. A film where dreams come true. No, not Schindler's List, you sick bastard. I'm talking about "Jury Duty" with Pauly Shore!